After being thoroughly depressed on discovering (or re-discovering) how incredibly ignorant our fellow citizens are (see “Warning! 1 out of every 4 Americans is an idiot!”), I regrouped and decided to continue the battle to educate my fellow countrymen one idiot at a time.
So, with a renewed spirit, let me try to explain why this [...]
Entries from March 2009
March 9, 2009
Stimulate your lawn…
March 6, 2009
Warning! 1 out of every 4 Americans is an idiot!
Here’s a little weekend assignment. Go about your weekend normally… head out to Walmart, go see a movie, have some sushi with the family, whatever. While you’re doing that, look around and count every fourth person you see and think of this…
Opinion Dynamics just completed a national poll and found that 1 in every 4 [...]
March 5, 2009
Open Letter to Liberals
I got this letter this morning from a great friend and thought I’d share…
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Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters,
We’ve stuck together since the late 1950s, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know that we tolerated each [...]
March 3, 2009
A welfare poem from a friend…
I cross ocean, poor and broke,
Take bus, see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there,
Say I need to see welfare.
Welfare say, ‘You come no more,
We send cash right to your door.’
Welfare checks, they make you wealthy,
Medicaid it keep you healthy!
By and by, I get plenty money,
Thanks to you, American dummy.
Write to friends in motherland,
Tell [...]
